The Worst Ad Slogans of All Time That Somehow Made It to Print

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    After dinner, you can stab your date. Bursa Kebab
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    UZBEKISTAN airways AERO ADVERTISING TEL.: (+998-90) 187-11-45 GOOD LUCK
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    SUNGLASS SHACK "Sitting On Faces Since 2001" بسته HUNDREDS OF STYLES SUNGLASS SHAC STARTING AT JUST $12 Color O BAKLEY Ray-Ban COSTA COACH VERSACE OAKLEY объ COST
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    ELECTROLUX THE VACUUM MOBILE S Elektrolux Electrolux NOTHING SUCKS LIKE ELECTROLUX
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    THE SATURDAY EVENING POST "The best things in life come in Cellophane" "You SEE what you buy-no guesswork." "Foods come fresh-stay fresh longer- less waste." + "...and things in Cellophane are clean and sanitary." DU PONT Cellophane QU PONT BETTER THINGS FOR BETTER LIVING... THROUGH CHEMISTRY Look at "Cavalcade of America" en Television
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    bp Imagine more snacks than you can imagine. ampm Too much good stuff
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    CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NOT ON YOUR WORKOUT Reebok THE SPORT OF FITNESS HAS ARRIVED
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    TITAN You can never be too thin. CE FACTOR Pretzel Crisps Tastes as good as skinny feels. Pretzel Crisps
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    men are better than women! Indoors, women are useful-even pleasant On a mountain they are something of a drag. So don't go hauling them up a cliff just to show off your Drummond climbing sweaters. No need to. These pullovers look great anywhere. On the level! Entirely hand fashioned of the purest, warmest worsted in a bold, clear shaker stitch. Genuine bone buttons. Sizes: S-M-L-XL. Left, Joring. Low button pullover with harness shawl collar that closes up to neck. Set-in pocket. They come no fi
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    2X SPEED OF 4G LTE WOW WAY HUAWEI Mate 10 Pro Leica CO-ENGINEERED WITH
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    Walsall Healthcare NHS Would you give up this? NHS Trust For this? Bware da baby trap - use a condom. FREE condoms are available from the Hatherton Centre (01922 775041), or text OKAY to 64446 and a young people's health adviser will call you. Alternatively you can email tpt@walsall.nhs.uk or go to your doctor's (GP) surgery. For more information, please visit www.walsallsexualhealth.co.uk
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    She can have a tummy ...and still look yummy! 界 Shown above: Drees of washable Dan River Wrinkl-Shed gingham. $5.98 Is your daughter on the plump side? She can and should look as pretty as her slim friends. And she will... if you dress her in Chubbettes. Send her back to school in the slenderizing magic of a Chubbette wardrobe... dresses, skirts, blouses and slacks cleverly designed to minimize extra pounds. FREE! "POUNDS AND PERSONALITY"... a booklet of advice for parents of chubby girls (how t
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    THE BEER THAT BEER WOULD DRINK. Coope Cooper
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    CHAMBORD #BECAUSE NO REASON CHAMBO
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    IF WE CAN'T HAVE FRESH AIR AT LEAST WE CAN HAVE FRESH MUFFINS ELEVEN COME TO 7-ELEVEN FOR DELICIOUS BAKED GOODS. BAKED TO ORDER AND DELIVERED FRESH DAILY FROM OUR EXCLUSIVE BAKERY ON LONG ISLAND.
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    WHITE IS PURITY HIVEA invisible 48
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    Look like a girl Act like a lady Think like a man Work like a boss BiC #HappyWomensDay
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    APPROACH WOMEN LIKE you do WILD ANIMALS, WITH CAUTION and a SOOTHING VOICE. DOS EQUIS CERVEZA CARTZA XX DOS EQUIS STAY THIRSTY, my friends CERVEZA DOS EQUIS Lager Especial
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    CLEAR CHANNEL open your snack hole. M I'm lovin' it snack wrap 00469 tail
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    SPIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND'S EGGNOG WHEN THEY'RE NOT LOOKING.
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    THE MORE YOU PLAY WITH IT, THE HARDER IT GETS. You sit there, eyes glued to the writhing. arcade- quality graphics. pulling and squeezing your knob. Now you're breathing heavily over the digital stereo sound. Now you're shooting all over the place, but it's no use..."GAME OVER: JOYSTICK 34.99 16 BIT MEGADRIVE WITH ALTEREO BEAST GAME £149.99 TO BE THIS GOOD TAKES ABES TO BE THIS GOOD TAKES SEGA

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